» "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter."
[Blaise Pascal]
» New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area.
[Monty Python's Big Red Book]
» "Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."
[Blair Houghton]
» Here are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
» There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible.
[Richard Davisson]
» "Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
[The Mahabharata]